Some folks prefer a doorman building. Convenience, Security, prestige.
What the ad should say:
1) Outrageous Maintenance
2) Having to say hell, good morning every morning.
3) Tipping for every thing
4) No one comes or goes without them knowing. No one. Ever. and they talk. talk to your neighbors, each other.
5) Make the yearly bonus big enough so they won't tell your boyfriends about each other.
Their watching you, watching you, watching you...
Hoboken Condos available Doorman builidings 61
Number of Doorman Buildings with condos available 8
Number of Doorman Buildings with condos available 8
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